Oh
my, Daniel. Going off about how much you hate me, without telling
your readers what happened. Such an unreliable narrator you've
become.
Would
you people like to know what I did to him which outraged him so much?
Oh, I'm sure you would. All right, my little pets, I'll tell you.
I
crept aboard that ship of theirs. It wasn't hard. Not at all. A few
characters were on deck, steering the ship. The pirate, the samurai,
that SMSC agent, and that cute Kyle guy... But none of them noticed
me. They didn't see me sneak below deck.
I
passed by a room, where I could hear my other self chatting with that
Tony person about whatever... I was tempted to stay and eavesdrop for
a moment, but I chose not to.
I
kept moving, until I found her room. That lovely Seraph girl you're
so found of. She had left the door open as she slept, as if she
wanted someone to enter. I stood over her bed, watching her.
She seemed so peaceful, lost in her dreams about ponies and kittens
or whatever the fuck girls dream about.
She
woke when she felt my fingers wrapped around her throat. She tried to
scream, but she couldn't. Not with my hand cutting off her air
supply. She struggled to throw me off of her, but her strength was
nothing to mine.
I
grabbed her nightgown by the chest and tore it. It was easy, like
shredding paper. I must say, Danny Boy, you have quite the taste in
women. She really did have a nice body. Curves in all the right
places, a pretty nice bust, and hips that would make some guys water
at the mouth.
I
ran my free hand along her skin. I've felt mopre than my fair share
of women before, but she was different. I've never touched a Lilim
before. It was... pretty nice. The way her scales contrast with ther
otherwise smooth skin. It was alluring.
I
was about to feel my way up to her chest when she managed to strike
me in the jaw. I didn't mind the pain much. I never do. But I was
startled enough to loosen my grip a bit, and that's when she let out
her cry for help.
Of
course, you heard, and came running. As soon as you saw me, with my
hand around her throat, you knew exactly what was transpiring. You
drew your sword, a look of pure hatred in your eyes. It burst into
flames as you charged at me. You swung it at a precise angle, so that
you could cut me without harming her. I released my grip on her and
stepped back, but you still managed to graze my cheek with your fiery
blade.
I
decided to leave. I jumped out the window of the room, and as I fell,
I twisted in midair to look back up at you. You were staring down at
me, still furious about what had happened. I smiled up at you as I
descended. I'm sure the look of joy on my face only pissed you off
even further.
And
that, my little ones, is why Daniel is so mad. I attempted to rape
his girlfriend, and now he wants me dead.
Ion
other words, I accomplished exactly what I had set out to do. I've
got you mad at me, and now youll come after me. You, and your Red
Cap, versus me, and mine. This will truly be a glorious spectacle!
And if I win... if I beat you, you'll be all mine, Danny Boy!
So
come at me! Come at me with all of your rage, hatred, and vengeance,
and I will come at you with all of my pleasure, pain, and lust.
Let's
see where this dance of madness leads us! Let us be consumed in the
rain of blood!
You son of a bitch! You're dead! You hear me!? DEAD!!!
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