Crazy Chick.

That's the best way to describe That Guy Paris's new girlfriend. She really is a weird a weird girl. She has this funny symbol painted on her fingernails. Looks like a circle with an X through it. It seems familiar, but I don't have time to worry about it right now.

I planned to post a vid today, but Tony's webcam wasn't working and his mom would let us use the iphone. Maybe another time.

I'm gonna have to put my training on hold for a bit. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow that I have to go to. After that, it's back to intense work out and sparring. I swear to whatever god exists, I will beat the Archangel and

God damn it, go away you faceless freak! Why are you even in my room!?

Kyle

That is my name! Kyle Terrace. Dan gave me the password to this blog a while ago, but I've never used it til now. Something odd happened the other day. I was hanging out with that guy Paris, when I realized that there was some random chick standing outside the window staring at us. So, I did the only logical thing I could think of; I invited her inside to get high. Her name's Amelia. We sat around, talking and smoking weed. She started getting friendly with Paris, and I guess thy're dating now? I don't know. She was really weird. She was wearing this really green dress, and she at weird symbols on her finger nails. I didn't really get a good look at them.

Well, I've gotta go now. My dealer will be here any minute.

Preparation

My battle with the Archangel is a week away. I've been training as hard as I can so I can kick his eldritch ass.

That Guy Paris actually revealed lately that he's an amazing martial artist. He'll make a great sparring partner. I see about posting a video of us fighting, but I can't make any promises.

I'm also getting in some sword training. This might sound stupid, but I think Tony's dream might have been some kind of vision. Plus there's the fact that it sort of saved my life when the Cold Boy tried to kill me, so maybe it'll help me in my fight against the Archangel. Fingers crossed.

I got a call from Tsu earlier. He says that he and Martyr Beta had to leave town for a little while to deal with some campers a couple towns away. Not sure what that means.

Well, I have to go train some more. See you guys later.

Challenge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y8lEi10_n8&feature=plcp

I know you can't really hear Justin/Archangel over the phone, so I wrote up a transcript. I'm DF, Tony is TH and the Archangel is J/A


DF; Hey, I'm Dan Ferris. That's my friend Tony. We're here, just having a little get together because I've been going through a lot of weird, crazy shit, and it's been mellowing out, so I'm just living it up until it gets crazy again. We were gonna have a bigger get together, but Kyle and That Guy Paris had to leave early for there own rasons, so it's just me and Tony for now. So what've you been up to?
TH; Just screwin' around, ya' know. Doin' my own thing. I was hoping we were gonna have a big party today, but meh. We'll just leave it at that. Here, hold that.
DF; I got it.
TH; So yeah, just mainly screwin' around, Doin' nothing. Hangin' out, you know. Had a weird dream... Hold on, I got a phone call. Be right back. Hello?
J/A; Put Daniel on.
TH; What the hell!? Justin? What are doin' callin' me?
DF; What the fuck do you want, Archangel!?
J/A; Do you remember your last brawl with Justin?
DF; That fight was between me and Justin, Not me and You, so stay the f-
J/A; I was thinking of having a tie-breaker.
DF; Oh, really?
J/A; That fight was inconclusive, so why not settle the score?
DF; Name the time and place, asshole.
J/A; Next Saturday night at the pond park.
DF; All right, I'll be there. And you'll be sorry. Fucker, calling me out.
TH; Yeah but he called me. I don't know why he called me.
DF; The guy says he wants to conclude the fight between me and Justing from a couple years ago.
TH; Really?
DF; Yeah. He'll regret calling me out. Stupid Eldritch mother fucker.






So yeah, the Archangel wants to fight me. Says it's to settle the score between me and Justin.

You see, I had a big fight with him before, but it ended in a draw.

Now the Archangel wants to fight me with his body as a tie breaker.

It won't be the same. I fought Justin last time, not this pretentious twat.

But either way, I'm gonna kick this mother fuckers ass for inmpersonating my old friend and driving me crazy like thing and



Fucking Slender Man! Get out of my room!

Jane

I saw her today. I was on my way home from purchasing a new bike. She was sitting on a park bench eating one of those cracker lunchables with the juice pouch and the pudding and stuff. I decided to go see how how she was doing.

"'Sup?" I asked.
"Oh, hey Dan," She said. "A you okay?"
"I'm doing fine," I said.
"I'm sorry," She said. "I thought he would be more interested in me than you."
"Don't apologize," I said. "He's the third eldritch monstrosity that I've come face to face with. And honestly, I think the tall bald guy is scarier then him."
"You mean there's more?" She asked.
"Yeah," I said. "I've come across the Slender Man and the Archangel. I don't know what that frozen kid is called."
"I think I should be going now," She said.
"Is there a problem?" I asked.
"If I stay, He might attack you again," She said. "I think it would be better if I stayed away from people."
"Solitude will only draw the Cold Boy closer," I said. No idea where those words came from. It was like that time I said that thing to Slender Man.

Well, long story short, Jane's gonna be staying at a local homeless shelter for a little while.

I think I saw Slender Man on the way home. I don't know for sure.

Fuck this weirdness. I have a fun day planned with my friends and I'm not gonna let the Fears screw that up for me.

Left Alone

First of all, Hello May. Nice to meet you. And no, I did not proclaim my love for Slender Man. I did, however, find your joke hilarious.

What I was going to tell him was that he and the other Fear's were all annoying bastards and that I hope they all get gonorrhea and die. However, he was gone when I got outside, so I couldn't tell him.

Haven't seen him since. Haven't seen the frosty kid or Justin/Archangel either. Tsu and Beta haven't answered my calls in a while either. Maybe those Eldritch bastards are giving up. I don't know.

Well, since things are calming down a bit, I'm gonna see about arranging a get together with the guys soon. I might film some of it and post it to YouTube. Depends on if Tony can get his mom to lend us her iphone. I might be able to borrow my little sister's camera, but that's a big IF.

That's about all I have to say for now. I'll update if anything interesting and/or terrifying happens.


Sidenote; Haven't seen Jane around either. I hope she's okay.

Coldness

I know this is a weird time to be posting, but I just woke up after being unconscious for several hours.

It started earlier today when I got out of my endocrinology appointment. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention I'm a diabetic? 'Cuz I kinda am.

Any whore, I got out of the appointment and was in the parking lot when an annoyingly familiar voice called me.

"Greetings, old friend," He called. I turned to see that Justin was standing on top of an ambulance truck and looking down at me.
"Hello, Justin," I said. "Or should I say Archangel?"
"I take it that pesky Archivist you hang out with told you my true identity," He said. "You realize that it's foolish to trust them, right?"
"How so?" I asked.
"Would you be shocked to know that they serve one of the eldritch abominations they warned you about?" He asked.
"I suppose I would," I replied. "I'll be sure to ask him about it next time I see the guy. Now if you don't mind, I got places to go and things to do."
"Before you leave, would you like to know a funny thing about this here hospital?" He asked.
"What are you getting at?" I asked.
"You can't trust some of the doctors here," He said.

Then that weird black mist started circling his hand and when it cleared, he was holding a black card. He tossed it to me and I looked at it. It had two symbols on it. One looked like some kind of weird 8. The other was a circle with and X through it.

"The fuck are these?" I asked.
"Those symbols belong to some of the other Fears," He said. "I'd suggest avoiding them."
"Why are you helping me?" I asked suspiciously.
"Because you're mine," He replied. "I won't let the others have you."
I threw the card he gave me on the ground and stomped on it.
"I don't belong to you or any of those other eldritch bastards!" I shouted at him.

He just laughed. And as he did so, black mist surrounded his head and formed that fucking gas mask.He looked down at me though the glass lenses of the mask.

"Keep talking tough, Daniel," He said. "But mark my words, you will embrace me." Then he sprouted a pair of jet-black angel wings and flew off. I guess they don't call him "Archangel" for nothing.

So then I continued walking home. And that includes walking over a freeway overpass. Before I started crossing, I saw that dude in the grey clothes again. As I passed him, He looked me dead in the eyes and smiled. Creepy.

I was halfway across the overpass when it happened. I heard a screech bellow me, and when I looked, I saw a truck careening out of control. It crashed into one of the pillars and- well- exploded.

I almost fell off the fucking edge. I was literally hanging onto the crumbling ledge with one hand. I thought it was over. I thought I was royally fucked. But someone saved me. This sixteen-year-old girl grabbed my hand and pulled me back up.

Needless to say, we got the fuck out of there. She told me her name was Jane and that she was on the run from something. She didn't tell and I didn't ask. I offered to take her back to my place so she could get a hot meal and a bath. I figured it was the least I could do.

She said that it sounded good enough for her. So we started walking. Then it got cold. And I mean really cold. In the middle of spring. In southern California. She started to freak out. She said that "He" was there. Didn't take long for me to realize who "He" was.

There was a little kid skipping behind us. He was singing this creepy song. It was like a really morbid version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb". I turned to look at him. He had cyan skin and indigo hair. I tried getting a better look at his face, but it was like looking through foggy glass.The closer he got to us, the colder it became.

"I have to go," Jane said. "I'll lead him away."
"What are you talking about?" I asked.
"It'll just be more trouble for you if I stick around," She said. "I'll see you again some time."

She bolted off before I could say anything else. When I turned to look at the kid again, he was literally right next to me. It was so cold that my feet had frozen to the sidewalk.

"Hello!" He said.
"Who the fuck are you?" I asked. "What do you want?"
"I came to play with little Janey, but she left so I guess I'll just play with you," He said.

It got colder. I saw the malicious look in his eyes, and on instinct I drew the sword I had gotten in that package. And then I realized that I had left the sword at my house when I went to the hospital. So why the fuck did I have it now? I don't know, but I held it in front of me and told the kid to back the fuck off. The kid took a step back, and I realized why. The sword wasn't just emitting heat like it normally does; It was glowing red, and the ice that had formed on my feet melted away. I did the first thing that came to mind and ran home.

I got home. My roommate wasn't there. I went inside and opened the door to my room. Some one else was there. I didn't get a good look at him before he knocked me out with what I think was a crutch. I can still see that mask he had. It looked like a side view of Pac-Man's head, with the mouth opened so that his right eye was the only visible part of his face.

I woke up about an hour ago. I looked through my room. He took two things from what I can see. The first was Malkator's letter. The second was my grandmother's jewelry box. I lost the key to it a long time ago, but it still meant something to me. I don't know what he wanted with it.

I have to wrap this up. Slender Man is right outside my window I thing I'm gonna go tell him how I feel. Wish me luck.